﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><tv generator-info-name="ersatztv"><channel id="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><display-name>5 Cams Rewatchables</display-name><display-name>5</display-name><display-name>Cams Rewatchables</display-name><icon src="https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/logos/gen?v=639268020393681373&amp;text=Cams+Rewatchables"/></channel><programme start="20261005085023 -0500" stop="20261005091231 -0500" channel="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><title lang="en">The Office (US)</title><sub-title lang="en">The Seminar</sub-title><desc lang="en">With Andy&#39;s sales at his lowest ever, he gets desperate and holds a small business seminar with the help of some special guests. Michael and Holly turn the event into an improv challenge. 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Meanwhile, Holt researches ways to increase office morale and Amy tries to figure out why Rosa keeps taking such long breaks.

The crossover continues on New Girl S06E04 Homecoming (II).</desc><category lang="en">Series</category><category lang="en">Comedy</category><category lang="en">Crime</category><icon src="https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/26893/thumb/1787992671.jpg?v=639268020393681373"/><image type="poster" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/26893/thumb/1787992671.jpg?v=639268020393681373"</image><image type="still" orient="L" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/thumbnails/plex/5/library/metadata/26969/thumb/1766393658.jpg?v=639268020393681373</image><episode-num system="onscreen">S04E04</episode-num><episode-num system="xmltv_ns">3.3.0/1</episode-num><rating><value>TV-14</value></rating><previously-shown/></programme><programme start="20261005143716 -0500" stop="20261005145813 -0500" channel="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><title lang="en">Brooklyn Nine-Nine</title><sub-title lang="en">Halloween IV</sub-title><desc lang="en">It’s Halloween in the Nine-Nine, which can only mean one thing: heist time. This year, the squad members pull out all the stops in their quest to win the new defending title of “Ultimate Detective Slash Genius.” Lines are drawn and plans are made, but there can only be one reigning champion.</desc><category lang="en">Series</category><category lang="en">Comedy</category><category lang="en">Crime</category><icon src="https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/26893/thumb/1787992671.jpg?v=639268020393681373"/><image type="poster" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/26893/thumb/1787992671.jpg?v=639268020393681373"</image><image type="still" orient="L" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/thumbnails/plex/5/library/metadata/26970/thumb/1766307094.jpg?v=639268020393681373</image><episode-num system="onscreen">S04E05</episode-num><episode-num system="xmltv_ns">3.4.0/1</episode-num><rating><value>TV-14</value></rating><previously-shown/></programme><programme start="20261005145813 -0500" stop="20261005151927 -0500" channel="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><title lang="en">Brooklyn Nine-Nine</title><sub-title lang="en">Monster in the Closet</sub-title><desc lang="en">Pimento and Rosa decide to pick up where they left off and get married, so the whole squad preps a perfect wedding under Amy’s careful direction. Pimento enlists Jake and Gina to hunt for his grandmother’s ruby earrings for Rosa to wear in the ceremony, but the universe has other plans for them.</desc><category lang="en">Series</category><category lang="en">Comedy</category><category lang="en">Crime</category><icon src="https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/26893/thumb/1787992671.jpg?v=639268020393681373"/><image type="poster" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/26893/thumb/1787992671.jpg?v=639268020393681373"</image><image type="still" orient="L" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/thumbnails/plex/5/library/metadata/26971/thumb/1766307856.jpg?v=639268020393681373</image><episode-num system="onscreen">S04E06</episode-num><episode-num system="xmltv_ns">3.5.0/1</episode-num><rating><value>TV-14</value></rating><previously-shown/></programme><programme start="20261005151927 -0500" stop="20261005154137 -0500" channel="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><title lang="en">Friends</title><sub-title lang="en">The One with the Proposal</sub-title><desc lang="en">Chandler plans to propose to Monica at dinner, but his plans go awry when Richard shows up at the same restaurant. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey join Rachel at a charity auction only to discover that Joey isn&#39;t aware what a silent auction is. And Ross and Elizabeth&#39;s relationship comes to a crossroad.

Chandler continues to pretend to hate the idea of marriage, unaware that Richard wants Monica back. 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system="onscreen">S11E07</episode-num><episode-num system="xmltv_ns">10.6.0/1</episode-num><rating><value>TV-MA</value></rating><previously-shown/></programme><programme start="20261006050830 -0500" stop="20261006053133 -0500" channel="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><title lang="en">Archer (2009)</title><sub-title lang="en">Cold Fusion</sub-title><desc lang="en">Archer and the gang travel to Antarctica to solve a murder mystery with international implications.</desc><category lang="en">Series</category><category lang="en">Action</category><category lang="en">Adventure</category><category lang="en">Animation</category><category lang="en">Comedy</category><category lang="en">Fantasy</category><icon src="https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/13043/thumb/1787737113.jpg?v=639268020393681373"/><image type="poster" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/13043/thumb/1787737113.jpg?v=639268020393681373"</image><image type="still" 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Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her new job causes her to spend less time at home.</desc><category lang="en">Series</category><category lang="en">Comedy</category><category lang="en">Drama</category><category lang="en">Romance</category><icon src="https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/16811/thumb/1787737124.jpg?v=639268020393681373"/><image type="poster" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/posters/plex/5/library/metadata/16811/thumb/1787737124.jpg?v=639268020393681373"</image><image type="still" orient="L" size="3">https://ersatztv.goopy.us/iptv/artwork/thumbnails/plex/5/library/metadata/16998/thumb/1783671395.jpg?v=639268020393681373</image><episode-num system="onscreen">S08E19</episode-num><episode-num system="xmltv_ns">7.18.0/1</episode-num><rating><value>TV-14</value></rating><previously-shown/></programme><programme start="20261006103453 -0500" stop="20261006105629 -0500" channel="C5.149.ersatztv.org"><title lang="en">How I Met Your Mother</title><sub-title lang="en">The Time Travelers</sub-title><desc lang="en">Ted and Barney&#39;s future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. 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